Pop Quiz

1.

2 third grade classrooms
+ 30 juggling scarves
______________________

a) chaos including, but not limited to, jabbing elbows, stomping feet, and hyperventilation.
b) real pedagological questions about the importance about integrating circus arts into the curriculum
c) a little bit of magic

2.

14 weeks in the semester
- 2 weeks left of work
______________________

a) a fresh determination, a second wind
b) denial that school is still in session
c) a new-found appreciation for the option of 'incomplete' in grading

3.

2 strings of Christmas lights
2 boxes of Christmas bulbs
+ 1 fake Christmas tree
__________________________

a) festiveness
b) an unforgivable level of temptation for cats
c) all of the above